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"Diane..."
The
Twin Peaks Tapes of
Agent
Cooper
Audio tape
Performed by Kyle MacLachlan
Released 1990
Page last updated 1/6/2022 |
The recordings of Agent Cooper during the
Laura Palmer murder investigation bring light to the man and the
case.
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tape transcription at Twin Peaks Brewing Company
Didja Know?
"Diane..."
The
Twin Peaks Tapes of
Agent
Cooper
is an audio tape compilation of Agent Cooper's recordings
during the first season of the series, crossing into the second
season premiere. It includes recordings not revealed in the episodes.
The writer of the previously unheard recordings is not credited
on the packaging or cassette, but was reportedly Scott Frost,
who also wrote
The Autobiography of F.B.I. Special Agent Dale
Cooper and a couple episodes of the TV
series.
The early segments of the compilation take place shortly before
Episode 0A:
"Wrapped in Plastic" and do not entirely jibe
with the segments in the same period in
The Autobiography of F.B.I. Special Agent Dale
Cooper.
Some of the recordings we see Cooper make in TV episodes are not
present on this compilation.
Characters mentioned or heard on these tapes
Dale Cooper
Diane
Laura Palmer
Teresa Banks
Sheriff Truman
The Log Lady
James Hurley
Bobby Briggs
Lucy Moran
Ed Hurley
The Norwegians
Josie Packard
Andrew Packard
Albert Rosenfield
Dr. Hayward
Deputy Hawk
Audrey Horne
Philip Gerard
The Icelanders
Mike
Bob Lydecker
Waldo
Jacques Renault
Leo Johnson
Deputy Andy Brennan
Dr. Jacoby
Pete Martell
Shelly Johnson
Catherine Martell
Nadine Hurley
Ronette Pulaski
The Third Man (Leland Palmer possessed by BOB)
Didja Notice?
Track 1 is just the opening theme of Twin Peaks.
Track 2:
Cooper's first recording in this collection reveals that he
has just bought a "Micromac pocket tape recorder" at Wally's
Rent-to-Own at 1145 N. Hilltop in
Seattle, WA. The brand and
store appear to be fictitious, though there is an 1145 N. Hilltop Lane
in Seattle. Cooper states he was in Seattle to conduct a
fiber samples procedures seminar, which he has just wrapped
up. At this point, he has not yet been informed of the
murder in Twin Peaks; he receives the new assignment later
that morning. In
The Autobiography of F.B.I. Special Agent Dale
Cooper, he was in San Francisco, CA,
where he and Diane were based, when he was told of the
assignment.
Track 2:
Cooper records that he is picking up a new black suit at Wo's
House of Cloth, "upping my total to five--one for each day
of the week, presuming I don't have to work weekends." Wo's
House of Cloth appears to be a fictitious business.
Track 2: Cooper's remarks to Diane imply he had been about
to return to Philadelphia. But
The Autobiography of F.B.I. Special Agent Dale
Cooper implies he and Diane are still
based out of San Francisco.
Track 3: Cooper takes a commuter flight from Seattle to
Spokane, where he will pick up a bureau car to drive to
Twin Peaks. Spokane would be roughly 180 miles from Twin
Peaks.
Track 3: Due to the high rain levels in Washington, Cooper
brings what he calls the "businessman's friend",
Totes for the feet. Totes is generally known for its
cold-weather gloves.
Track 5: In Spokane, Cooper stops at the bureau office there
to pick up a car, saying he'll be driving on Highway 2 due
east. Highway 2 is an actual highway passing through
Spokane, though from Spokane, Cooper would be travelling
more northeast on it than "due east".
Track 6 is the first recording we heard Cooper make as he
drives to Twin Peaks in
Episode 0A: "Wrapped in
Plastic". He states that it is 11:30 am as
he approaches Twin Peaks. But he arrived in Spokane at just
10:15, so even if began the drive to Twin Peaks right away,
it should still be well past 12:00! He also remarks that the
gauge is on reserve, riding on fumes and he better tank up
when he gets into town. Since it was only about a two hour
drive and 180 miles from Spokane he must have had a fairly
low tank before he even started and didn't bother to gas up
before he left!
Track 7: It is now 3:10 pm as Cooper walks into Calhoun
Memorial Hospital to meet Sheriff Truman for the first time.
What was he doing all that time from 11:30 to now?
Track 9: The first 5 seconds of this track sound like an
unintentional recording Cooper made, with a noise like
someone making a gunshot sound with their mouth and then
something that sounds like a coin or another small metallic
object being dropped. After the recording click is heard
again it's the recording of Cooper and Truman opening
Laura's diary at the Sheriff's station from
Episode 0B:
"Northwest
Passage". The track ends here
with the last statement we heard Cooper make in this scene,
"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate
bunnies." But logically, it seems we should hear more of the
recording here; I don't think he would have ended the
recording with just that statement.
Track 10: Cooper tells Diane he has a list of people he
wants background checks on, including the Log Lady. Why does
he want a background check on her? Surely she's not a
suspect? Is his sixth sense simply telling him she's a
person of interest?
Track 11 is one that we hear Cooper begin reciting in
Episode 0B:
"Northwest
Passage" as he walks from the
meeting room in the sheriff's station, down the hallway. In
the episode, the scene cuts after he says, "Looks like I'll
be staying locally at a place called the Great Northern..."
Here in track 11, he goes on to say it sounds like the kind
of place where when you lie down you won't forget to dream.
Track 11: Lucy can be heard telling Cooper that the Great
Northern is up on Meadowlark Hill, just below Whitetail
Mountain. Whitetail Mountain is one of the twin peaks of
Twin Peaks (the other being Blue Pine Mountain).
Track 12 is Cooper's opening monologue from
Episode 1:
"Traces to Nowhere".
Track 13 is Cooper's addendum to the recording above about
Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys, also from the above
episode. At the beginning of this short track we hear the
sound of Cooper disengaging himself from the boot apparatus
from which he was hanging upside-down as seen in the
episode. But in the episode, Cooper clearly turns off the
recorder after dictating Track 12 and doesn't turn it on
again until after he has disengaged from the boots.
Track 14: Cooper remarks that a large group of Norwegians
just suddenly checked out of the Great Northern amidst much
turmoil. He speculates something scared them off. We know it
was Audrey's little performance in
Episode 0B:
"Northwest
Passage", which informed them
of the horrific murder of Laura Palmer.
Track 15: Cooper comments that Josie Packard inherited the
Packard Sawmill when her husband Andrew was killed in a
boating accident a year-and-a-half ago. This would place
Andrew's "death" (he anticipated the attempt and went into
hiding, allowing everyone to believe the murder attempt
succeeded, as revealed at the end of
Episode 18:_"Masked Ball") in the summer of 1987.
Track 15: Cooper warns Diane to never drink coffee that has
been anywhere near a fish. This refers to the "fish in the
perculator" incident in
Episode 1:
"Traces to Nowhere".
Track 16 seems a bit of a cheat, as it takes place the night
of
Episode 1:
"Traces to Nowhere", and Cooper tells
Diane he is at the RR Diner and it must be where pies go
when they die. While he does have his first slice of RR
cherry pie in this episode, he makes the "where pies go when
they die" statement two episodes later in
Episode 3:
"Rest in Pain", and that not on tape.
Track 17: Cooper tells Diane that tomorrow he's taking Harry
and the gang on a rock-throwing trip to Tibet. This is a
reference to the "deductive technique" he introduces them to
in
Episode 2:
"Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer".
Track 18: Cooper tells Diane about the "Jack with one eye"
note he finds slipped under his door, then he says, "Now to
sleep, perchance to dream." The quote "To sleep, perchance
to dream" is from William Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Track 20: Cooper remarks, "Albert Rosenfield has arrived,
and, with his usual charm, has completely won over the local
population. As Sherman did in
Atlanta." During the U.S.
Civil War, Union general William Sherman employed a harsh
scorched earth policy as his troops marched through
Confederate states, winning victories but earning bitter
enmity from the southern population and even from some of
his Union allies.
Track 24: Cooper states that Audrey is 18 years old since
last August 24th. But the Twin Peaks collectible
card set has her birthday listed as August 15, 1972. Not
only is the date different, but if she was born in 1972, she
would be only 16 at the time the series takes place.
Track 26: Cooper comments on the bad breath of llamas. This
is a reference to his close encounter with one at the
Lydecker Veterinary Clinic in
Episode 4: "The One-Armed
Man".
Track 29: Cooper states that Jacques Renault's cabin is near
the Pearl Lakes.
Track 33 has Cooper making a quick recording in a dark
corner of One-Eyed Jacks during his and Ed's mission there
in
Episode 6:
"Realization Time". At the end of the
recording he remarks on seeing Jacques Renault now sitting
down at the card dealer's spot of a blackjack table across
the room. But in the episode, Cooper is already seated at a
card table with another dealer when Jacques then comes in to
relieve the dealer.
Track 36 is the final recording Cooper makes near the end of
the season one finale,
Episode 7:
"The Last Evening".
Track 37 is the recording Cooper makes while lying on the
floor of his hotel room, bleeding from a gunshot wound, as
seen in
Episode 8A:
"May the Giant Be With You".
Track 38: Cooper asks Diane if she's ever known any really
tall men. He is referring to the Giant he saw in a vision in
Episode 8A:
"May the Giant Be With You".
The final track on the cassette is the musical piece "Dance
of the Dream Man" by Angelo Badalamenti.
Memorable Dialog
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they call her the Log Lady.wav
like a
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when you lie down you won't forget to dream.wav
if you could bottle this air.wav
perchance to dream.wav
Black Lake Cemetary.wav
a Blackfoot legend.wav
she wants to play detective.wav
the far reaches of llama hell.wav
have you ever known any really tall men.wav
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